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Ground-Level Security Dachshund T-Shirt

Price range: $24.99 through $29.99

On duty, close to the floor and fully unimpressed. For every doxie who takes the job seriously. A funny gift for wiener dog parents.

Make it a set: add a mug ($19.95 and up) and save $5 on the pair.

Printed to order · Order today, arrives about Nov 6 – Nov 13 (US) · Free replacement for misprints or damage · Shipping & returns

  • Order today, arrives about Nov 6 – Nov 13 (US)Printed just for you, then shipped from the USA
  • Arrives perfect, or we fix itFree replacement for misprints or damage within 30 days. Details
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Description

On duty, close to the floor and fully unimpressed. For every doxie who takes the job seriously.

A funny gift for wiener dog parents.

Why you’ll love it

  • A long dachshund in a tiny security cap, flashlight in mouth
  • Soft, lightweight ring-spun cotton tee, comfy for everyday wear
  • Unisex classic fit that works for any gift recipient
  • Tear-away label for no-itch comfort
  • Original Aww, Look artwork printed on the front, made to order just for you

Materials & care

Solid colors are 100% cotton; heather colors are a cotton/poly blend. Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, don't bleach or dry-clean.

Sizing

Unisex sizing: order your usual size for a relaxed fit, or size down for a closer fit. See the size chart below.

Printed to order and shipped US-wide. Misprinted or damaged? We’ll replace it free. See Shipping & returns.

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